When I effortlessly touch down on the platform I was meant to land on, I look back and wonder if this is a sign of good things to come for me when it comes to jump puzzles in this takedown.Įventually, I’m confronted by three ominous portals which open up and spew a variety of different Guardians out at me whose sole mission is to mess up my pretty Irish face. I completely miss a floating asteroid that I thought I was meant to land on. They kinda remind me of those powerful water jets you find in a pool and just like those jets, if you sit directly on top of them, something wonderful happens. In the next area, I encounter jump pads for the time in the Takedown. I run between both plates individually and thankfully, the crystals seem to have super fast charge enabled because the door pops open in no time. Just like an iphone (allegedly,) if I don’t keep the crystals from running out of charge, they’ll explode. Soon, I reach a blocked door surrounded by two crystals that someone clearly forgot to plug into the charger overnight because they’re dangerously low on battery. To be fair though, I hadn’t even started the Takedown yet and respawned ahead of where I died so technically, I’ve feel like I’ve discovered a new skip and you can all just call me SubParJoltzDude. The sad trombone sound effect plays and the game tells me I’ve been defeated.
Gearbox have done such an incredible job with the aesthetics that while gazing in awe, I fail to see the huge gap right in front of me and fall to my first of many jump-related deaths. Touching down on the surface of Minos Prime for the first time, I find myself admiring just how brilliant the environment looks. Roasting Ava can be saved for another time. Seriously, why is there an 11 year old unofficially in charge when there’s an actual Vault Hunter on board… you know what, it doesn’t matter.
#Scourge the invincible martyr how to#
I head to the bridge and chart a course to Minos Prime, because apparently I’m the only person left aboard Sanctuary 3 who knows how to actually pilot the ship. I go and collect my mission from Tannis but don’t stay long because she’s recently gotten four new gaming PCs in her office and won’t stop asking me to play Fortnite. One civilian in particular looked like she’d seen a lot of disappointment in her life though so I figured I’d do it for her. Instantly, I feel the heavy weight of expectation fall on my shoulders and for a second, consider cancelling the takedown trip entirely and instead just going home to watch reruns of The Office on Netflix. I stock up on Ammo and turn around to find myself standing face-to-face with a group of people who are cheering me on. My initial instinct was to create something to help me camouflage but somehow I end up making Zane look like Joe Exotic and weirdly, I’m ok with that. Before going anywhere, I decide that a change of clothes is necessary because after all, we’re going to a new planet for the first time and I want to make a good first impression.
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